The Lord Giveth
…and the Lord taketh away.
After enjoying nearly two and a half years of having pretty fantastic boobs, the other day reality kicked me in the shins. My boobs, which once were nice and full and fairly average in size, now resemble five-day-old deflated balloons. You know the ones I’m talking about? The balloons that somehow get lost behind the couch and who, by the time they’re found, are all shriveled and pathetic looking? Yup, imagine two of those side-by-side and you’ve got a perfect rendition of my breasts.
If this story depreses you as much as it does me, feel free to read about happier times here.
*sigh*
TMI? Sorry.
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Quite possibly the funniest post you’ve ever written. Oh, the visual…