Tyra Banks: You wanna be on top?
Me: That’s what she said.
Recap of conversation held on our way back from the beach on Lake Michigan:
Me: I know he’s (Jude) covered in sand, but maybe we can skip his bath tonight and just wipe him down.
Josh: I don’t know… it’s really hard to get off.
Me: That’s what she said.
Regarding I don’t remember what:
Josh: It’s really easy to get it off.
Josh*: That’s what she said.
*Yes, Josh has been told (many a time) that he can not both set up and deliver the punch line to “That’s What She Said.” He still insists on doing it.
Regarding the yummy (but really hot) coffee we got at Wegmans for our ride home:
Me: It’s good once you can get it in your mouth.
Josh: That’s what she said.
Regarding the celebratory tiramisu Josh brought home for dessert:
Josh: It’s really sloppy.
Me: That’s what she said.